Loathing and Fear Hemp & CBD Global

Vendor Biography

Dr. Gonzo’s Loathing and Fear

Global Distributors of Hemp & CBD Madness

Welcome to the savage heart of the hemp trade, where the air reeks of terpenes and revolution — this is Dr. Gonzo’s Loathing and Fear, the unlicensed therapist of the global wellness racket, the last bastion of truth in a market run by charlatans, suits, and half-baked hemp-hustlers. We traffic in only the loudest, loosest flower, bulk pre-rolls fat enough to disturb air traffic control, and extracts so pure they’ll have your chakras doing cartwheels through hyperspace.

We didn’t come here to play. We came to bulldoze the beige mediocrity of the wellness-industrial complex with barrels of cannabinoid-fueled anarchy and blowtorch-level logistics. Whether you’re in Bangkok or Berlin, Bangkok, Brooklyn or Biarritz — if you’re holding the right license and a little bit of soul — we’ll drop a payload of federally compliant, high-CBD thunder in your lap that’ll make your competitors sweat through their three-piece hemp suits.

Loathing and Fear isn’t just a name — it’s the business model. Fearlessly loathing bullshit, and loathsomely fearing no one. Welcome to the edge. Welcome to the circus. Welcome to Dr. Gonzo’s.

Now step aside, rookie. We’ve got a pallet of pre-rolls headed for Paraguay and a customs officer in Prague who owes us a favor.